(Q) How do snails keep their shells shiny?
(A) They use snail polish.
(Q) What kind of snake is best at math?
(A) An adder.
(Q) What bat can fly the best?
(A) An acrobat.
(Q) How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
(A) You hold its nose.
(Q) What do you call a bug on the moon?
(A) A luna-tick.
(Q) How can you keep a duck quiet?
(A) Put duck tape over its bill.
(Q)Why did the turtle cross the road?
(A) To get to the shell station!
(Q)What does a crocodile say to its prey?
(A) Nice to eat you.
(Q) What do you call a wild pig that plays hockey?
(A) A puck hog.
(Q) What does a loon call a crazy person?
(A) A loon-atic.
(Q) What do ducks eat with soup?
(A) Quackers.
(Q) How does a polar bear stop a DVD player?
(A) It just presses the “paws” button.
(Q) What do you get when you cross a lizard with Santa Claus?
(A) A bearded dragon.
(Q) Which fish can perform operations?
(A) A sturgeon
(Q)Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
(A) Have you seen the size of their fingers?
(Q) What do you call a fish with no eye?
(A) Fsh
(Q) What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A) A gummy bear
(Q) Why don’t they play cards in the jungle?
(A) There are too many cheetahs
(Q) What is smaller than a dog, but can put a bear on the run?
(A) A skunk.
(Q) Can bees fly in the rain?
(A) Not without their yellow jackets.
(Q) What does a hare tell a tortoise before a race?
(A) Nice to beat you.
(Q) What part of a fish weighs the most?
(A) Its scales.
(Q) What happened to the owl who lost his voice?
(A) He didn’t give a hoot.
(Q) What is a beaver’s favourite snack?
(A) Trees and crackers
(Q) What kind of animal can you eat for dessert?
(A) Chocolate moose
(Q) What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
(A) Winnie the P-yew!
(Q) What do cows listen to?
(A) Moo-sic!
(Q)What fish only swims at night?
(A) A starfish
(Q) Why do bees have sticky hair?
(A) Because they use honeycombs.
(Q) Where do frogs keep their money?
(A) In the riverbank.
(Q) Why did the robin go to the library?
(A) It was looking for bookworms.
(Q) What do you call an ant’s husband?
(A) Uncle
(Q) What do you give a sick bird?
(A) A tweetment.
(Q) What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A) A gummy bear.
(Q) What do whales like to chew?
(A) Blubber gum!
(Q) How does a skunk call home?
(A) On its smell-ular phone.
(Q) Where does a turtle go when it’s raining?
(A) A shell-ter
(Q) What do you call a sleeping bull moose?
(A) A bull-dozer.
(Q) What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?
(A) An ant’s mouth!
(Q) Why are fish so smart?
(A) Because they live in schools.
(Q) When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
(A) When you’re a mouse!
(Q) Why did the turkey cross the road?
(A) To prove he wasn’t chicken!
